Today I had a terrifying experience. I was minding my own business. Then a kid
just popped up, and she was called mini . She talked like a cowboy and she smelt like
a horse.She was a bit overweight.Then I pulled a funny face at her and she Just smiled
at me.
by
   Jay
Mr Homochelp only comes outside from 11:50-12:00, the rest of the time he is inside his house. No matter what time of day he never has the lights on. Despite this, people claim to have seen him, inside his house, on a bouncy hopper!
No-one has ever actually been inside his house; if you can call it a house. It’s more like a shack really. One wrong step and you are off a cliff. I think he goes parachuting off it! He has no friends because he never talks to anyone.
The only companion he has is a grey, supposedly talkative, parrot which sits on his shoulder. When I saw him he looked large and he seemed quite a goofy but kind person.
BY JOSEPH REID 
I remember Don Quackstein and his wife Antonia.Don was as bald as a hippo.He wore great big spectacles with sunglasses that flap down .In his hopeless attempts to look young he wore leather jackets and floral Hawaiian shirts. On his legs he wore strange coloured shorts and his favourite bright purple sandals.
He was a good cook and did a very good Jamaican. He had a very flamboyant personality.
His wife was a bit chubby.Antonia had unnaturally long hair and a red puffy face.She wore too much make-up. I remember being kissed by those bright red lips, ewww.she always wore orange dresses ,she looked like a pair of orange curtains which she had at every window in the house. Because her favourite colour was orange everything in the house was orange, curtains,walls,beds,wardrobes and everything else, all ORANGE!!! It made me feel sick.Antonia was always dashing around because she forgot everything,usually while running about she hit things over.
They’re the weirdest couple I’ve ever met!!!!
Mrs Boil is one of the most memorable people that I have ever met. She lives close to us and we often see her. We go round to her house sometimes. Her house is strange because it is made of old computer parts. She makes us tea and always puts in too much sugar. She has a peculiar smile with a straight mouth with teeth showing. She speaks with a high pitched voice and an American accent.
She has a nickname, Intelligent Insect. She has good hearing. But she smells a bit.She has dirty blonde hair (dirty blonde as in colour). She wears a lot of lipstick. She wears kid’s clothes. She is very intelligent but very dork-like.
Mr Fred Bob Stone comes round every year, he is a bit stupid and he’s as dumb as a chicken. He has no hair because it all fell out but sometimes he wears a wig. He also has big bulgy cheeks.
You can tell he is stupid as soon as you meet him because he walks with his feet so high in the air that he almost kicks himself in the head. He has a turtle called Bob Fred Stone. He has an annoying voice because he is from London. He bounces along when he is happy or excited. He is usually
very jolly! He likes mostly to play football or other sports.
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Myles Y6
Mrs Duck is one of the most strange people I have ever met. Unluckily she’s my next door neighbour .Every night strangely she starts to scream in her sleep. It’s torture .She normally invites us round on a weekend . I’m always bored there because we watch her garden and also we see endless photographs of her on her holidays to India .
Her squeaky voice really hurts my ears.She wears a big old fashioned blue dress .Mrs Duck has a creepy face ,with too many eyelashes. She has purple dyed hair.
In her garden is a pond where she keeps 5 plump ducks .She feeds them on bread and grass.For her ducks, Mrs Duck has five massive kennels .The ducks are called Quack, Whack, Slack, Mack and Pack.
I think she’s the most annoying person ever!
SHE IS THE WEIRDEST PERSON EVER!!
One of the most memorable people in my life is Mrs Scone.
Every day when I would be coming home from school I would go into her bakery because it had mouth-watering chocolate brownies.
Mrs Scone is a large lady the size of a sumo wrestler but she wears small clothes and looks ridiculous. Every time I go in I try not to laugh.
Mrs Scone has fluffy boots, shorts and a t-shirt. She has a green wig, a beard and a moustache.
Mrs Scone has no friends.She talks in a Liverpudlian accent,when I go in I find her crying behind the counter.
by Dominic
He robs banks. He is one of the most slyest, stealthiest fastest boys I have ever seen. It’s the one and only Jellyman! People think he’s a sly, stealth boy.
Jellyman has a red and black skateboard, he uses it loads.
He’s quick and sly like a tiger stalking its prey. Jellyman
travels round the street on his skateboard shouting
insults to everybody. Once he shouted to a fat lady
” You’ve put on a bit of weight these last few days!”
Jellyman has a Jelly body and head and has thin black legs.
When something goes wrong he shouts shoot or do’h.
Jellyman’s favourite thing to do is play footy with his
friends.He also likes robbing houses,shops and banks.
Jellyman never gets caught when robbing banks.
by Louis Y6
By Tegan year 6
Mrs Baxter was a kind lady. Every Sunday we always go for dinner at her house.I mean always! It was delicious though, then afterwards we have precious pudding. It’s an ice-cream Sunday.
Mrs Baxter always wore the same poofy , luminous yellow dress, with a bright yellow headband. She always wore too much make-up, especially her orange lipstick.
She always says “errr” in every sentence; she talks very slowly. She has a pointy nose and fat lips. Â
By Tegan year 6
Never in your whole life, however old you are would you have met someone like Sangi-Jangi! He is a very strange man. He also looks like a fat orange orangutan. The reason he looks like this is because a false tanning went wrong a couple of years ago;the fatness is because he eats way,way,way and way too much Fish and Chips and the reason for looking orange is because he has orange hair. Lets just say one thing about him, he used to be a clown, got sacked for pretending to have an egg eye and freaking a five year old out with it. He has never ever got over the fact that he is no longer a clown (Although why he wanted to be one I can’t quite figure out yet.) He still dresses like one and speaks like one.No-one ever goes near his house as it is shaped like a Jack in the box and scares anyone or in his case anything that goes near it. He speaks to you in jokes. HE THINKS THEY’RE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously if you had to listen to him would you think he was funny? So for example, if he was telling you about his day and he got a policeman saying “STOP YOU’RE UNDER ARREST”he would say to you that the police man had said “STOP YOU’RE UNDER A VEST” and then laughs and if you don’t laugh he will look at you with his horrible beady eyes, until you crack up laughing at absolutely nothing. Quite personally I hate speaking to him and going near him but my mum says I have to be polite but HE FREAKS ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Katie year 6