Otley All Saints CE Primary School Blog

There once was a boy from mence,
who needed a trip to the gents.
He looked for a loo,
but there found a queue.
So he sprinkled it over the fence

kieran,Y4

There once was a man in Hong kong
Who mouth always made a big DONG
He looked at the sky
Whilst eating pie
And now he is singing a song.

By James.

There was an old man from Hong Kong,
Whoose legs where extremely long,
He woke in the night,
With a terrible fright,
And found they were making a pong.

Harry Y4

there was a young man from st. mether
who met a young girl called heather
she said i love you
so he said it to
and now they are living together.

by jacob

There was a young man named Phil
Whos girlfriend lived on a hill
She had a big bum
And a rumbling tum
And now works at Morisons till.

Zoe y4

There once was a man from Peru
Who used majic tea for shampoo
One day at the fair someone
Someone drank his hair
And nobody ever saw who.

By Aisling

There was a young lady from Leeds,
Who wanted to thread some beads,
She studied at uni,
And went a bit loony,
And never stopped picking up weeds.

By Helen